You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever?
I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl
meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs
I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg
Magenta is a boy
what the fuck
blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it
“ Well if it’s meant to be, fate will step in and make it happen…Trust me, fate is real. I met your grandmother 50 years ago, on a train. We talked for hours, ‘til I fell asleep. When I woke up, she was gone. I didn’t even know her name. One year later, I’m in a diner in the middle of nowhere, when she came in to get out of the rain. I’ll never forget the way she looked at me. That was it. That was fate. ”
Chick, (Cougar Town)
(Source: kryptoniall)
“i don’t have biceps. i just flex my eyebrows.”
(Source: criminiallar)
Aww Niall, u don’t know the half of it!
(Source: kryptoniall)